And greetings from London, where I’m busy working on a new sitcom idea with Beth.
Comedy is a strange business. We found out recently that Series 3 of Foiled was a tremendous success - thank you to everyone for listening, shame to everyone who missed it - but does that mean we will be offered a fourth series or the chance to write something new? Not necessarily, no.
Earlier this week, I listened to Nish Kumar reminiscing about Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace on the excellent Rule of Three podcast. Sobering to think that a piece of comedy so perfect can be cancelled after only 6 episodes. Qu’est ce que le diff?
Unlike Foiled, you can still catch up on Darkplace online.
Now, on with the show…
‘Here is no work; there is war’: Refugees in İzmir
In Europe, we think we have a refugee crisis.
According to Full Fact, 17,205 people were granted asylum in the UK in 2018. Over the same period, Germany granted asylum to 139,555 people.
But let’s have a little perspective, shall we? In Turkey, there are over 3,600,000 Syrian refugees, living with the limited legal rights granted under ‘temporary protection’, in the shadow of a war zone.
So, while on Samos, I had to take a couple of days out to visit İzmir, one of the most important transit cities for refugees crossing from Turkey to Greece.
İzmir is positioned with easy access to the strip of coastline that faces Lesvos, Chios and Samos, three of the Greek island ‘hotspots’ where refugees can register for asylum in Europe.
Syrians have been coming to İzmir for decades: easily evidenced by the dozens of established cafes and restaurants doing quick business around Basmane railway station in the city centre.
After a hearty lunch of fuul and khubz in a canteen overflowing with Syrians - young and old, male and female, refugee and resident - I asked around for someone who spoke English and was directed to a young guy we’ll call Ahmed.
Ahmed told me that he’d only been in Turkey for 20 days - and had spent 15 of those in prison. He’d already tried to cross to Samos twice and both times he’d been picked up by the Turkish coastguard after helicopters spotted his boat.
According to Aegean Boat Report, the Turkish coastguard have stopped 2,699 boats like Ahmed’s from crossing to Europe this year. Only about a third of the refugees who leave Turkey on boats arrive in Greece.
Ahmed tells me that he’s got a brother in Athens who crossed the Aegean to Greece before the 2016 EU-Turkey refugee agreement that has made the coastguard so vigilant.
In the 2016 deal, the EU promised Turkey €6 billion in financial aid as well as visa-free travel through Europe for Turkish citizens. In return, Turkey would better patrol the European border and re-admit refugees who reached Greece illegally.
In reality, the Greek leftist Syriza government, in power until this summer, proved reluctant to send refugees back to conditions where their human rights would not be respected.
The new Greek conservative government has promised to make far greater use of the returns agreement, but it is yet to be seen whether such a course of action is feasible, let alone defensible.
After being picked up by the coastguard, Ahmed and the others in his boat were taken to a detention centre. He told me that he was beaten up by the police and that the detainees shared living quarters the size of a basketball court with as many as 1,500 others.
Ahmed spent five days in detention before being deported back to the border with Syria. But he - and all the friends he made in the detention centre - came straight back to İzmir to try to cross again. ‘Here is no work; there is war,’ he says. ‘What can we do?’
Ahmed isn’t even supposed to be in İzmir: he doesn’t have the right papers. He’s supposed to stay in the province bordering Syria where he first arrived in Turkey.
Throughout our conversation, Ahmed’s eyes were darting around, looking over my shoulder for the police who often sweep through Basmane checking people’s papers.
Earlier that day, I’d spoken to Onur, the head of an official refugee support NGO in the city. Over a glass of tea in his office, Onur politely apologised. He was sorry, but he couldn’t tell me much about the situation for refugees in Turkey without getting the approval of the Directorate General of Migration Management.
But Onur was able to tell me that there were around 180,000 Syrians in İzmir - significantly more than the official figure because of irregular migration between provinces by refugees like Ahmed.
Onur told me that refugees can change their papers when they move to a different province, but Ahmed explains that this is not the case for İzmir, Istanbul, Ankara or any of the other few places where you might be able to live - or escape to Greece.
Here in İzmir, Ahmed shares a room in a hotel with his new friends. Despite splitting the single room between five people, one of their jobs today is to find somewhere cheaper.
The whole area around Basmane is a maze of cheap hotels, fast food joints, shoe sellers and cigarette pushers. The hotels are mostly full of Africans, who stay for one or two nights and then move on. Syrian refugees tend to stay in run-down houses, scarcely fit for human habitation, infested with mice and cockroaches - but at least they’re cheap.
Life here is hard. Ahmed has only one friend who can speak Turkish and he has to do all the translating for the group. Ahmed speaks great English, but that's not much use here. He studied English in school for eight years, but since then he’s lived through seven years of war.
‘I'm 25,’ he tells me. ‘If I don't go to Europe, I have no future anywhere.’
Samos Update: There are now 400 more refugees on Samos than there were when I arrived - up to 6,492 according to Aegean Boat Report. That’s despite the transfer of more than 700 people to the mainland a couple of weeks ago.
Our neck of the woods?
I’ve got a couple more days of comedy writing in London before I head back to Bournemouth for some concerted work on my Open Borders book. Give me a shout if you’re free.
Looking further ahead, I’m planning to go to the London Migration Film Festival at the end of November, to the Cromarty Film Festival at the beginning of December, and then to climb the highest peak in Flevoland (altitude: 7 or 8 metres) with The Tim Traveller.
I shall also be helping to lead the Thighs of Steel Club Ride ‘Party’ Group on 24 November. Sign up on Facebook or simply turn up on the day. Last month there were more than 20 of us!
David Charles wrote this newsletter. David is co-writer of hit BBC Radio Wales sitcom Foiled, and also writes for The Bike Project, Forests News, Global Landscape Forum, Elevate and Thighs of Steel. Reply to this email, or read more at davidcharles.info. Thank you for subscribing!