Hellooooooooooo? Is this goodbye?

Hi there!

I'm writing to you (yes, you!) because it looks like you haven't opened my weekly newsletter for absolutely bloody ages. Ouchers.

Actually, that's totally fine - I really don't mind if you don't read my ramblings. But if that's the case, then why (we all ask ourselves) are we here at all?

It's also quite possible that you really would like to continue receiving and ignoring my emails. If that's the case, please reply to this one with a smiley face.

If not, then I will purge you from this email list pronto and not waste any more of our precious precious bytes. (Also it will totally boost my open percentages. Mmm... Lovely percentages...)

It's also perfectly conceivable that you're wondering what happened to all those fabulous emails you used to receive from that awesome guy Dave. Well, I have some bad news: I'm right here! In your junk mail!

If that's the case, and you somehow manage to spot this missive, then please add me to your address book and hopefully we'll be reunited next Friday.

All the best with your endeavours on planet Earth,
dc